The Fake VO Gossiper – April 8th – April 14th, 2013

Join your fellow VO friends in writing fake voice over gossip and news headlines:

1. Tweet at me (@JohnLano) using the hashtag #fakeVOgossipheadlines.

2. Share your ideas with me on FacebookPinterest, the comments section below, or at

I will “publish” the especially hilarious ones. (Honestly, they’re all so good, I’ll probably “publish” them all.) And don’t worry: you are more clever and hilarious than you think.

In case you were wondering, here is where this all began.


Monday, April 8th, 2013

New Trend In Commercial VO Work:
Cracking, Unconfident, Spit-Laden Voices
By: John Lano (@JohnLano)


Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

Voice Actor Arrested In Murder For Royalty Share Scheme
By: Matt Tittle (@VoicesByMatt)


Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

Aspring Voice Talent Secretly Uploads Message – “Will You Go To Prom With Me?” – Onto Classmate’s iPod
By: John Lano (@JohnLano) 


Thursday, April 11th, 2013

Client Cuts Check Upon Completion Of Work; “I Actually Paid A Bill On Time,” Claims Voice Talent
By: Matt Forrest (@MattForrestVW)


Friday, April 12th, 2013

Voice Over Artist Attacked By His Own P’s & Q’s – He’s in Courteous Condition – Pop Screen Wanted For Questioning
By: Jane Geddis Knight (@JaneGeddisVO)


Saturday, April 13th, 2013

Voice Talent Approaches Monkey
– Tries To Communicate Using Monkey Noises –
Monkey Flings Poo At Her
By: John Lano (@JohnLano)


Sunday, April 14th, 2013

Tiger Woods Hires James Earl Jones To Whisper “Ohh Yea…” Into His Ear After Each Birdie At The Masters
By: John Lano (@JohnLano)


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